Edgeworth: Let's say you were to be stripped of your prosecutorial rights. What would be your first course of action?
Thinking about that leaves a certain room for concern…
However, regardless of my situation, I shall pursue the truth in any way I can. I don’t see any of my rights being lifted any time soon, either.
Hey Pheonix, Out of Edgeworth, Mia, and Maya, Marry, Shag, Throw off a cliff?
I would throw Edgeworth off a cliff any day, but…
(Young Franziska) The von Karma family is supposed to be perfect in every way, however, I must ask: What is the perfect height?
Hmph. Obviously, whatever height is enough to allow me to prosecute as peerlessly as I do.
(It would appear I find myself in the same scenario I was one week ago.)
Justice: What kind of qualities do you look for in a close partner, if you were to be in one?
A c-close partner…? Well…Umm…
I guess I would want someone clever, mature and quiet…
Because you’re the embodiment of quietude, right Apollo?
Will I ever get to answer a question without being interrupted?
Let's try this again Miles Edgeworth. Out of these 3, Oldbag, Larry Butz, and Phoenix Wright, who would you FMK (Fuck, Marry or Kill)? You must choose one person for each of those options.
Even if I were able to give each its own category, I believe this is far beyond an invasion to my privacy.
Franziska, why do you like the word fool so much?
You’re starting to give me a headache…
Klavier, why do you and your brother have the same hairstyle?
Same hairstyle? Don’t be absurd, liebe.
He was the first one to use it, and I thought it looked good, so I decided to improve it, ja? There are many differences between us.
Hey Pearl, Have you ridden the train yet?
Mystic Maya took me to ride on it for the first time a few days ago.
It was so fast and fun!
I feel kind of bad for using it, though…I mean…It carries so many people…It must grow tired at some point, right?
Franziska, why do you carry a whip all the time?
I. Have. Grown. Tired. Of. Your. Foolish. Questions!
Ema, what does the majority of your paycheck go to? Snackoos or forensics equipment?
Quiet. It’s snack time.
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
Dear Miles Edgeworth, FMK: Phoenix Wright, Larry Butz, Wendy Oldbag.
I…am not particulairly fond of any of those names…But I can’t say I follow what you’re trying to tell me.
Franziska, why do you call everyone by their full name?
What kind of foolish question is that?
Full names are what tell people apart from each other! It’s in the nature of a von Karma to be perfect in every way, even when adressing those lower than them!
Hey Nick, How are you and Dahla doing? haha
Dollie and I are doing fantastically well! Thanks for asking!
I caught a cold yesterday, though, so I’m trying not to spread it over to her…
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