MASON System
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(Young Franziska) The von Karma family is supposed to be perfect in every way, however, I must ask: What is the perfect height?


Franziska:
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Franziska:
Hmph. Obviously, whatever height is enough to allow me to prosecute as peerlessly as I do.

Edgeworth:
(It would appear I find myself in the same scenario I was one week ago.)

Let's try this again Miles Edgeworth. Out of these 3, Oldbag, Larry Butz, and Phoenix Wright, who would you FMK (Fuck, Marry or Kill)? You must choose one person for each of those options.
Anonymous


Edgeworth:
Even if I were able to give each its own category, I believe this is far beyond an invasion to my privacy.

Hey Edgeworth, earlier you stated that you would like to go to Japan and Germany, but doesn't Japan have a lot of earthquakes? Would you still want to go to Japan even with the earthquakes?
Anonymous


Edgeworth:
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Edgeworth:
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Edgeworth:
…………………………..Nnnngggghhhhoooohhhh….

Hey Edgeworth, Have you ever watched Doctor Who?
Anonymous


Edgeworth:
With all due respect, I don’t think the TV programming I enjoy is anything to pry into.


Franziska:
I don’t get it. Exactly how does this work…?

Edgeworth:
I’m rather intrigued about that myself…

Edgeworth:
How can it be possible to alter the fabric of time itself for nothing else than a menial purpose like this…?

Franziska:
Whom does the foolishly foolish fool who designed this think he’s fooling by foolishly using such an invention towards such a foolishly pathetic use?

Edgeworth:
It’s not something worth getting stressed over, Franziska.

Franziska:
Miles Edgeworth!


Edgeworth:
Aaaaaaarrrrgh!! What did I do?!

Franziska:
You are a disgrace to the von Karma name!

Franziska:
A von Karma must be perfect in every way! Everything must be understood perfectly, even if it’s not to its fullest extend!

Edgeworth:
(Dare I explain her obvious contradiction just now at the cost of another lash…?)

Edgeworth:
(….I’ll just drop the issue.)

Hey Edgeworth, out of all the animals int he world (even the extinct ones) which one would you have as a pet?
Anonymous


Edgeworth:
I already have a pet of my own, mind you.


Kay:
Wow, Mr. Edgeworth! 3 questions already!

Kay:
It seems like you’ve got lots of fans!

Edgeworth:
I wouldn’t take it so far, Kay. If you look closely, two of them were made by the same person.

Kay:
Even better! That means you’ve got a loyal fan!

Edgeworth:
Heh, I don’t really see how any of this matters at the en—

Kay:
Oh, I know! It’s probably Ms. Oldbag who found you here!

Edgeworth:
Nnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhoooooooooooohhh!!

Hey Edgeworth, If you had to choose, what country would you visit?
Anonymous


Edgeworth:
I’ve been abroad studying judicial systems in different countries for a long time now. I intend to keep doing so until I have a fair understanding of as many courthouse procedures as I can access to.

Edgeworth:
However, if I were to be limited to a single option…
I’d be torn between Germany and Japan, to be honest.